Crime jokes
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Memes
got kidnapped
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.