Crime jokes
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Memes
tryna catch a body??
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.