What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Crime Jokes
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
I ate a man because he was dead!
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
