Crime jokes

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they like to feel wanted!

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

What is one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slow past schools.

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

I cummed on the alley.

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?

My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.

Why do orphans play GTA so much?

Because they can be wanted for once.