Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
