What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.