Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.