What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.