Crime

Crime jokes

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.