"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
