Crime jokes
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.