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What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?

A pedophile.

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    • When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.

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    • What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

    At least you don’t die when you shower.

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    • What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.

    What's the difference between a pizza & a person?

    A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...

    What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

    Aliens vs. Predator

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    • What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

    I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

    A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."

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    • A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."

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    • A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."

    A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

    The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

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    • Why did the pedophile cross the road?

    Because there was a school on the other side.