Crime jokes
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
This account is run by a peadophile.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"