New Crime Jokes - Page 59 - Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Jared from Subway touches the youth.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

How do you get away with murder?

How do you get away with rape?

My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.