What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."π³
Not racist, just funny.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
God creates a mosquito :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give itβs face a sword, but it has a hole so itβs basically a mouth.
Angel: weird... but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: .-.
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give βem a taste βo that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; Iβm so sorry..*
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
