Creation

Creation jokes

Race

    • Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

    Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

    God says, "You are what you are."

    Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

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    • Asia

    • God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.

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    • Big Bang

    • The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.

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    • Roblox

    • Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

    *Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

    😄😄😄

    Creation memes

    Match

    • Hey God, what are you making?

    Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.

    Sounds like a match made in heaven.

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    • Abortion

    • A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

    When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

    God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

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    • Account

    • Hello, This is my 4th (out of 9) account. The entire reason behind this post is for future personal benefit (don't ask and f**k off).

    Blach6 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach6 Left Site and forgot password

    Blach66 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach66 Cleared history and forgot password

    Blach66.1 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach661 Banned for Racial Slurs, I think all my N- know what that means.

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    Forehead

    • Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.

    Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.

    Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.

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    • Poetry

    • They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

    But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

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    • Guy

    • Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?

    He won the No Bell Prize!

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