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I sat down and wrote a joke.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
