God Creates Mosquito

God creates a mosquito :)

God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.

Angel: okay... a bug.

God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth.

Angel: weird... but okay...

God: and give it wings.

Angel: eh, not half bad Go-

God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS

Angel: *shook* o-okay

God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.

Angel: .-.

God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin*

Angel: *cries*

Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So, God's making a mosquito, right? He's all like, "Let's make it tiny and give it a sword-face to suck blood!" Then he decides it should also cause insane itching and spread diseases! Basically, God's having a laugh at our expense, and the angel feels bad about it. You probably scratch mosquito bites until you bleed, huh?

Comments (2)

Gucci_Hayden

6 years ago

I mean nice story, love it but not too much related to the sun

Almost funny

3 years ago

Mosquito bites don't hurt. They itch. And not even that much.