I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Umm, what joke should I make?
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
