Creation jokes
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Umm, what joke should I make?
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.