Creation

Creation jokes

Parent

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Jesus

Why did Jesus create the Devil?

He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.

God

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Memes

Dog

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

God

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

God

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

God

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Asia

God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.

Jesus

How did Jesus become self-sovereign?

He screws himself and becomes his own creator.

Elephant

God: (creating elephants) Make it big.

Angel: How big?

God: As big as my d--

Angel: Whoa!

God: Fine, 10 feet tall.

Angel: That's big bu--

God: Put a long thing on its face.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?

He won the No Bell Prize!

Sex

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

Rose

I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂

Shark

[God creating sharks]

God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.

Angel: Seems excessive but ok.

God: And make them mean as hell.

Angel: WTF y.

God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.

Angel:...

God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.

Angel: Why do I still work for you?

God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.