Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth
Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste
Adam and Eve had sex. It was Paradise.
Why can't religion and science agree
Because science creates skyscrapers and religion combines with skyscrapers
i made a website for orphans it has no homepage
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
[god creating the parrot] OK HOW ABOUT A TYEDYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
