Creation jokes
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
Umm, what joke should I make?
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
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