Creation Jokes

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”

[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag

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Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion

Why did Jesus create the Devil?

He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth

What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?

Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU

*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"

Dog: "That's pretty sexist"

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!

God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face

God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste

[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.