God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
