Creation jokes

How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?

Turn on the gas chamber.

[god creating alligators]

God: See that log?

Angel: Yes...?

God: Now fill it with teeth.

Angel: Say again?

God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!

Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.

God's racist. He separated light from dark.

Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

I once made a belt out of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

[God creating a jellyfish]

God: How about an evil bag?

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"