Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
