Creation jokes
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?