Jesus was drinking when he made you.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why can't religion and science agree
Because science creates skyscrapers and religion combines with skyscrapers
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
