God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
Men and women are not equal. Speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable. (Sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell? We're not sexist men, you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, man were created before woman. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
God is fake
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
