Creation

Creation Jokes

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🀣

Why can't religion and science agree?

Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?