I don't know what to write here, just like...
Creation Jokes
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
God is fake.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Umm, what joke should I make?
