Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Creation Jokes
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
I sat down and wrote a joke.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
How to write a joke?
My father can take a joke because he made one.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
