Country jokes
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
omg look what homer said
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Loud Korea noise.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!