Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Russia—the real joke.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Africa.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
