What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
are you a cheese 🧀 to from denmark because your guta
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!!
What’s a Mexicans favorite sport?
Cross-country
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
What's India's favourite font?
Comic Sanskrit
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is the the police lights are different