Country jokes
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Memes
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.