Country jokes
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Memes
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.