What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.