Country Jokes

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb

The w in Africa stands for wealth

I could think of anything because your in the “Country-Side”

pls go sub to kane brown pepole he got good song pls go sud to him pls

Why do french people eat snails

Because they dont like fast food

America , ..Amefrica,... Amfrica, ......Africa......................................

What do you call a racist community, America.

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.

A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"