"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Capital Of San Marino?
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
