Country jokes
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!