Country jokes
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Capital Of San Marino?
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.