Country jokes
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.