Country jokes

What do you call intelligent people in America?

Tourists.

What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.

What's fast and almost got away?

A Mexican jumping the border.

What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?

I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha

Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?

Royal-tea.

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.

What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Answer: Crimea River!

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

He doesn't have a motherland.

Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.

Top 10 Cos:

1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco

Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.