What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
