Country jokes
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
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Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
America.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.