What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two police men use one gun🙆
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
are you a cheese 🧀 to from denmark because your guta
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!!
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
What's India's favourite font?
Comic Sanskrit
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
Roses are red violet are blue jets versus towers, USA lost two
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is the the police lights are different
