Country Jokes

Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner

The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!

America

what country did indians invent? curry-a

What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.

Why can't England play chess... because they lost their queen

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

What happens at night in Bangladesh? -- It gets Dhaka.

Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris

An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"

What is the strongest weapon in india?

The red button (this is a fact)

Literally every movie:

"I love you" "I love u too"

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶