Country jokes
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
America.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.