Country jokes
iran
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
America.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).