Backflip jokes

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."