Backflip jokes

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.

Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"

Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"

Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."

Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.

Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"

Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.