Backflip jokes

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.

Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"

Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"

Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."

Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.

Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"

Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

Back bent.

There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.

It’s flipping annoying! (Original)

What goes zzub zzub zzub?

A fly flying backwards!

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.