Country jokes
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Make America Great Britain again!
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Memes
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Germany is the best!
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.