Country jokes
Germany is the best!
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Memes
Brazil is a joke.
Make America Great Britain again!
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There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?