Country jokes

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

Germany is the best!

Jeff crosses the US border.

The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."

Brazil is a joke.

The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.

The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.

Make America Great Britain again!

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I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb.

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Charles: I dunno.

Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.