Country jokes
Make America Great Britain again!
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Germany is the best!
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
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There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?