Country jokes
The Americans.
What do you call a racist community? America.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Germany is the best!
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Brazil is a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Make America Great Britain again!
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
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Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.