Country jokes
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
It's a RUF life in Africa.
America.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
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