Country

Country jokes

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

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  • My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

    If you're American coming into the bathroom,

    And you're American coming out of the bathroom,

    What are you in the bathroom?

    European.

    In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."

    You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?

    You're-a-peein'. European.

    what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.