Country jokes
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
iran
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.