Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Country Jokes
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
