Country jokes

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.