Country jokes

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Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

Canada.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.