New Cop Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

Why did the cops come over?

Because parents had kids in their basement.

What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?

The pig smells better.

What's another nickname for a flat emo?

A copping boars.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!

More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.

They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"

He called the cops.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

What is red, white, and blue all over?

A dead cop.

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."