Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
Cops be like dead from covid hahaha should of listened to the law you dumb dead pigs
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers? So they will be wanted.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
Saw a dwarf and said "He costs 2 elixir"
He called the cops
i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
What red white and blue all over?
A dead cop
The man was Indian he moved to England because he wanted to learn so got a job at the store he learned how to say register then he was a business man he learned how to say 59887 then returant so he learned how to say fork and knifes so a man came with a knife the cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him he said him he pointed to the Indian man the cop asked what did you use he said register cop asked for ID 59887the cop asked anything on you forks and knife he said me me me
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
Q. How many cops does it take to Put in a light bulb.A. Non they just beet the room for being black. 😂😂😂
i really wasnt planning on going for a run today, but damn those cops came put of nowhere’s
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
why do kids want to become cops ? they want to find the guy to touched them
If a white cop had a black dick would he beat it to death
i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family
