A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
im really bored and idk wut up with prince he isnt talking to me. and freshfry y u so mean now??
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let’s rock!
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
*titanic was sinking* Passenger: hey captain how far way are we Captain: two miles Passenger: which way are we going? Captain: down
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna Hang?
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
You have to do this and my sister said well I don't care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other what is your favorite kind of music. The other windmill replies, I'm a huge metal fan
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan. The kid said, “Yeah what gave me away?” Jim said,” l don’t see any parents.”
What did the cow say to the leather chair? “Hi Mom!”
A boxer talks with his fists. Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
