me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
A boxer talks with his fists. Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other what is your favorite kind of music. The other windmill replies, I'm a huge metal fan
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna Hang?
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk."
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
*titanic was sinking* Passenger: hey captain how far way are we Captain: two miles Passenger: which way are we going? Captain: down
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan. The kid said, “Yeah what gave me away?” Jim said,” l don’t see any parents.”
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt
This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!
SO WHO DID IT the i.s.s teacher said. 1 hour before So let me ge............ Random person wait what you BROKE UP WITH HER. Me I SWEAR JHONNY THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUD INTO MY CONVERSATION SO..... HERE........ YOU........... GO *punches*
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
