Hinge jokes

Q: How do you make a door cry?

A: Twist its knob.

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?

They both leave you hanging.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.