Hinge jokes
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.