Computer jokes
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"