Computer jokes

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.