Computer jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
i love school chromebooks
Don't touch my bot.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!