Computer jokes

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!