why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
How did Stephen hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
why did he die because God made a mistake and pressed ctrl Z
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
why does steven hawking need some screens
he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
