Computer jokes

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their cache.

American: How do you use a PC?

Amish: We use a potato.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

How does a tree get online? They log in.

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.