Computer jokes
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Fucking Windows updates!
What did I do with the internet?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.