If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I'm making a website for orphans wont add the home page
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
