Computer jokes

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.

If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.