Computer jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!