My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a hacker who, instead of doing bad hacker stuff, just gives the dude all his passwords. The funny part? It was faster than using the "Forgot Password" button! I know you probably don't even know how to turn on a computer, but trust me, that's pretty wild.
