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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this đź« ?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
