Computer jokes
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."