Computer jokes
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.