Computer jokes
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.