Computer jokes
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Memes
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.