Computer jokes

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

How is Stephen Hawking dead?

His Windows shit down.

What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?

"Windows Shut Down."

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

What can a mouse do?

He clicks.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

How did Steven Hawking die?

He forgot his log on password.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forest1