How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
