Computer Jokes

my wifi must be kobe because it crashed hard

I'm making a website for orphans wont add the home page

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the mothervoard

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word

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I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working. They had to call an archeologist.

wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

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