Computer jokes
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
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How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.