I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
