I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
