Computer jokes
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.