Computer jokes
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
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What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.