Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained genius! You posted this, so that automatically makes you not smart. You see, 'come in a little behind' has two meanings, like, you know, when someone finishes last in a race...and then, the other meaning is a nasty thing that a pedophile would be into. See? It's funny because it uses both meanings. You really are not smart.