Break dancing competition jokes

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

How did the retard win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."