Boogeyman jokes

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.