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Disappearing Act

Anonymous
4 years ago
  • My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.

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    Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about a dad who's supposedly a master of art and compared to Houdini because he's good at disappearing. Get it? It's implying the dad left, prolly for smokes!

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