I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Comparison Jokes
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
I ass big ass you :-)
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
