Comparison jokes
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.