You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
