Comparison jokes

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

I ass big ass you :-)

Me.

The joke is as short as me.

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.