Comparison jokes

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.