Comparison jokes
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.