Comparison jokes
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.