Comparison jokes
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
I ass big ass you :-)
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.