Comparison jokes
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Reasons
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!