Comparison jokes

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.