Comparison jokes
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.