Comparison jokes

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .