Comparison jokes
AOT > ur fav anime.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.