Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
