Comparison jokes
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.