Comparison jokes
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.