Comparison jokes
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.