Comparison jokes
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Expectation Vs Reality
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.