Comparison jokes

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

The cashew called the peanut boring.

The peanut felt very unsalted.

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

Basketballs are bigger than end.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

They both get high.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.