Comparison jokes

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

Basketballs are bigger than end.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

They both get high.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.

Walking is just running with extra steps.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.