Comparison jokes

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?

About 40 mph.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.