Comparison jokes
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Memes
f_ck teslas
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.