Comparison jokes

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?

About 40 mph.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!