You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Comparison Jokes
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
