Comparison jokes
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.