Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
