Comparison jokes

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Which is better looking, girls or women?

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

What's the difference between me and my best friends?

At least one of us has a house.

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.