I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIANโs jokes.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Girls: ๐ *Period* โ๏ธ๐
Men: ๐ฟ *Growth* ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
Whatโs the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
Whatโs the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
Whatโs the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The puttyโs intelligent!
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
