Comparison jokes

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.