Common jokes
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.