Common jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.