Common jokes
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.