Common jokes
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?