Common jokes
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.