Common Jokes

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They're both easy to spread

whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have i common?

that i will never get old.

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal’s, criminal’s are wanted

What do windows have in common with my wife’s legs? They’re easy to open

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it could get to the other side!

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What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

There both mc lovin what there eating.

What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common? No one likes them

what do gasses and asses have in common? they both have asses in them!

mississppi is a long word. how do you spell it?

what do a blonde and a cow have in common... there both fat af

what do boobs and toys have in common?

kids end up playing with toys but adults end up playing with boobs.

What’s the most common name for cancer patients

Luke (lukemia)

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.

What do a doctor and gf/bf have in common? They both break your heart