Common jokes
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.