Common

Common jokes

Vacuum

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

Autism

What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Bitch

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Woman

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Rip-off

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

Ben 10

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

Home

What does a stray cat/dog have in common?

Both of them don't have a home!

Mom

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Emo kid

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

Tomato

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Christian

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

Friend

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

Cheese

Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.

The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.

In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.

Priest

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

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  • Gun

    What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

    The bear has common sense not to fire it.

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