Common jokes

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.

What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?

A: They both like to eat kids in and out.

What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?

They're twins.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.